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Video Post Sun, May. 27, 2012 5 notes

hulkloveallthethings:

Oh the things I do for my Twin…

How did you do that in one take??? I had to pause it once I realized what was happening so that I could go pee from laughing so hard. Oh my goodness.

She does sound quite like her…




Text Post Sat, May. 26, 2012 1 note

I’m super tired

And Heather takes forever to do nice things for me

So text me when you post it, and I’ll wake up and watch it lol






Text Post Sat, May. 26, 2012 2 notes

My mom has decided that the best side dish to every meal is a huge ass salad.

Pizza and salad.

Chilli and salad.

Burgers and salad.

Grilled fish and salad.

Tonight we are having Steak, green beans, baked potato and a salad.






Photo Post Sat, May. 26, 2012 74 notes

A book I probably should read.
… Right after I read the bible…

A book I probably should read.

… Right after I read the bible…

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Lost another pound.

In three days, I’ve lost 4.5lbs.

I do 1.5 miles every morning. Mostly running the mile, while walking the half mile in between.

After my breakfast, I do push ups, sit ups, side sit ups, and planks.

I know you’re not supposed to check your weight every day, and weight fluctuates, but I’m too curious and impatient.

I’m partaking in my own version of Project: lose an olsen twin, or PLOT :)






Photo Post Sat, May. 26, 2012 4,725 notes

thenewagecaveman:

jolt3:

I want a bucket full of ducklings ;3;

That would be a great complement, right?
“YOU, MADAME, ARE A BUCKET OF DUCKLINGS.”

thenewagecaveman:

jolt3:

I want a bucket full of ducklings ;3;

That would be a great complement, right?

“YOU, MADAME, ARE A BUCKET OF DUCKLINGS.”

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Video Post Fri, May. 25, 2012 260 notes

sosofunnyman:

velocilaughters:

iwillmindfuckyou:

my favourite video ever

You stupid evolved prick.

I fucking love this video! I was hoping to see this on my dash!

Oh m goodness, how have I never seen this before??

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Text Post Fri, May. 25, 2012 1 note

For every 10lbs I lose, my mom is paying me $25.

In two days I’ve already lost 3.5lbs.

At this rate I’ll be rolling in the monies!






Someone on facebook wrote a status, making fun of my status cuz I capitolize all of my letters.

This is a person who I have never talked to in my life, she’s a friend of friends from England.

Bitch, why you be such a cunt? I don’t know you, shit.

Unfriended.






Photo Post Wed, May. 23, 2012 590 notes

for heather

for heather

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